A short spring rant

Today I flew home to my parents house for Easter/Spring Break. Aaaah after a 1000 mile flight north I'm finally back in the south.

Please excuse me while a take a couple of minutes to rant about things I don't like. Numero uno.... I don't like flying. After numerous "friends" insisted that I watch the first season of Lost, I now have numerous images, from multiple and incredibly realistic vantage points of graphic and horrific plane crashes. All of these images flash through my overactive mind with every little pop and groan that I hear issuing forth from the plane.
Numero dos....I don't like the word fanny. I don't like anything to do with word..and accessories that include the word= fanny pack. I personally believe that @#$% packs should be banned from the planet. There should be federal possibly international laws banning them from being produced and if I had any political savvy or gumption I would work to see those laws put into effect. As is..I will just continue my current strategy ...looking at their wearers in disgust with the occasional pointing, laughing and name calling thrown in for effect.

Ok...that is all.....I'm over it.....I've had enough traveling for this week.
But I'm so happy to be home...I wish I could move the beach here....sigh