If Its Not Illegal It Should Be

I need to begin by admitting to being pathetic and caring what others think of what I write. I love comments. My heart quickens every time I visit my blog and discover that someone has had a comment on something I have said. Its terribly sad, but its true. I love it!
So you can imagine my excitement when I come to my blog...see that my latest post has not one but two comments. More than one person love me hooray!!!!
But wait....these are not comments from my friends. These aren't even comments from real people. Its spam. Spam in the comments section of my very own personal forum. I felt so violated. What about my post on my school being under water makes you think that I would be interested in penile enlargement?
We need to put a stop to this outrage now. Somebody needs to end the spamming on blog comments. And that is all I have to say about that.
The end.