If the hurricane doesn't kill me......

So...as many of you know...I have a new roommate. We'll call her Einstein. Early in my move in process, I asked the innocent question.."Aw...what kind of dog do you have?" To which she replied..."I don't know...a mixed mutt." Alrighty..then.....move on to living together for about a week...when she admits the dog...we'll call him "Lucifer", is a mix of pit bull and boxer. I'm not completely thrilled about this fact since I have seen at least three Datelines about when pit bulls attack. But I let it go because supposedly mixes are a little better. Fast forward to last night when I learn that "Lucifer" is actually 100% pit bull...and "Einstein" has known from the begining but lied becuase sometimes the term pit bull freaks people out. Yeah well....I'M FREAKING!!
This was only step one into my joy though.....because then I learn that "Einstein" has been talking to a guy online. No big deal...lots of people meet online...not my deal, but to each thier own. Now here is where the problem starts. "Einstein" has never met, we'll call him "Dahmer" in person. They have only chatted online and on the phone. So naturally it would be a good idea to invite "Dahmer" over to our house for a movie.....because giving a complete stranger our address is an amazing idea!!!! So once again, I'M FREAKING!!!! (He ddn't come over...Einstien got sick...but the principle of the thing remains the same. I don't want to be raped and killed by your new online boyfriend. Period...and since he hasn't seen you, he has no way of not mistaking us...and raping and killing the wrong idiot.)

Alright, my rant is done. Does anyone have a place I can move into? Preferably before "Dahmer" shows up.

Needless to say I didn't sleep well last night